Agent Profile, also referred to as Become a Warehouse Agent,[1] was an activity on Warehouse 13's page on SyFy.com and an app that allowed one to create their own Warehouse agent profile and identification badge. It used to be found online and on the Apple app store; the online version, however, lacked the other profiles.
It is divided into five parts:
- Profile Registration
- Choose Your Era
- Agent Details
- Skills & Qualifications
- Artifact Expertise
Profile Registration[]
In this part you enter your first and last names, your email address, and a password.
Choose Your Era[]
In this part you pick between Warehouse 11, 12 and 13. This choice will affect parts four and five.
- The text for Warehouse 11 reads 'Russian Empire 1725-1830'. When you place your mouse on the button, more text appears: 'Moscow, Russia. Warehouse 11 was the first to employ agents to seek out and protect artifacts.'
- The text for Warehouse 12 reads 'British Empire 1830-1914'. When you place your mouse on the button, more text appears: 'London, England. The Warehouse and its agents flourished through British imperialism and the Industrial Revolution.'
- The text for Warehouse 13 reads 'United States 1914–Present'. When you place your mouse on the button, more text appears: 'K39-ZZZ - South Dakota. The modern Warehouse is the first to operate under a cover and in a non-central location.'
This section contains information from the original series history bible created by Jack Kenny and published in part to the SyFy website, but which has since been retconned by the show.
Agent Details[]
Here you select an agent name and a photograph.
Skills & Qualifications[]
This part branches into four other parts and the options are defined by which era you chose.
Origin[]
Warehouse 11[]
- Russian Imperial Guard
- Imperial Russian Navy
- Russian Imperial Circus
- Ministry of Police
- Imperial Academy of Sciences
- The Kremlin Arsenal
- Justice Collegium
- Marksman Troops (Streltsy)
- Russian Orthodox Church
- Zoological Institute
- Civilian
Warehouse 12[]
- Special Intelligence Agent
- Royal Navy
- Committee of Imperial Defense
- MI5
- East India Trading Company
- Bank of England
- Royal College of Surgeons
- Metropolitan Police Service
- Department of Topography and Statistics
- Natural History Museum
- Civilian
Warehouse 13[]
- CIA
- Secret Service
- NASA
- Private Detective
- FBI
- MIT
- Fire Department
- Office of the Medical Examiner
- United States Naval Observatory
- National Security Agency
- National Geographic Society
- Civilian
Supervisor[]
From context clues, it is unclear what the intention of these "Supervisors" is meant to be, as Irene Frederic and Arthur Nielsen are the only supervisors agents report to in the current day of Warehouse 13 (not counting the Regents, which are not mentioned). However, Thomas Edison was known to be a contributor to Warehouse 13's design.
The real people listed in this section (with the exception of Edison) were high-ranking leaders of their respective country's governments, militaries, and law enforcement agencies. Compared to lore provided by the show itself, it is clear that none of them would, or at least do in present day, have knowledge of or significant involvement in the Warehouse and its workings; thus, it is unclear if the (outdated) intention is that these people were in fact more directly involved with the Warehouse, or if these simply refer to who agents worked under before joining the Warehouse (as listed in the previous Origins section).
Warehouse 11[]
- Empress Elizabeth Petrovna
- Khan Sahin Giray
- Tsar Peter I
- Catherine the Great
- Count Fyodor Vasilievich Rostopchin
Warehouse 12[]
- King George V
- Captain Sir George Mansfield Smith-Cumming
- Arthur Wellesley
- Captain Sir Richard Francis Burton
- Winston Churchill
Warehouse 13[]
Specialty[]
This section lists various specific areas of expertise the agent may specialize in.
Warehouse 11[]
- Alchemy
- Ciphers
- Pistols
- Alter egos
- Phrenology
- Ninja
- Coroner
- Clairvoyant
- Balloonist
- Philology
- Cartography
- Meteorological Intelligence
- Espionage
- Piracy
- Poisons & Diseases
- Garbage Miner
- Spiritual Mediumship
- Animal Naturalist
- Celestial Observation
Warehouse 12[]
- Apothecary
- Firearms
- Master of Disguise
- Diplomatic Persuasion
- Engineering
- Ninja
- Forgery
- Cosmology
- Encryption
- Theoretical Mathematics
- Dirigible Aviation
- Ectoplasmology
- Applied Chaos Theory
- Temporal Physics
- Empath
- Predictive Neurology
- Acrobatics
- Mountaineering
- Linguistics
- Geopolitics
Warehouse 13[]
- Chemistry
- Ballistics
- Mimic
- Digital Technology
- Signals Intelligence
- Ninja
- Forensics
- Psychoacoustics
- Astrophysics
- Zoosemiotics
- Paranormal Communication
- Artificial Intelligence
- Rocketry
- Parapsychology
- Game Theory
- Demolition
- Archaeology
- Pugilism
- Cryptobotany
- Surveillance
Certifications[]
This section lists various sections within each Warehouse, likely meant to indicate which areas the agent was certified to enter or use.
Warehouse 11[]
- Black Earth Area
- Red Square Sector
- Neutralizer Vat
- Dark Vault
- Bronze Sector
- Quarantine Area
- Artifact Storage
- Warehouse Stables
Warehouse 12[]
- Colonial Corridor
- Scrubber Room
- Records Chamber
- Synthesis Sector
- Neutralizer
- Neutralizer Distillery
- Dark Vault
- Bronze Sector
Warehouse 13[]
- Dark Vault
- Bronze Sector
- Neutralizer Processing Center
- Artifact Storage
- Vetruvius Section
- Zipline
- Ferret Kennel
- Warehouse Database
Artifact Expertise[]
Some of the names in this part are not exact. The options are defined by which era you chose.
Many artifacts listed in this section, such as the Aztec Bloodstone, are erroneously listed under Warehouses 11 and 12 despite having only been collected by Warehouse 13. This may refer more to the era of the artifacts' origins rather than their collection, and ancient artifacts are merely listed under the earliest Warehouse the app has.
Warehouse 11[]
- Aztec Bloodstone
- Blueprint for the Leaning Tower of Pisa
- Catherine the Great's Washing Board
- Corner of Moses' Stone Tablet
- Galileo's Astrolabe
- The Hope Diamond
- Key to King Tut's Tomb
- Lucrezia Borgia's Jewelry Box and Comb
- Marie Antoinette's Guillotine Blade
- Mayan Calendar
- Mona Lisa's Wooden Teeth
- Napoleon I's Hat
- Pandora's Box
- Paul Revere's Lantern
- Pied Piper's Pipe
- Robin Hood's Crossbow
- Spine of the Saracen
- Stone from Stonehenge
- Strings from Stradivari's Workshop
- Tycho Brahe's Nose
Warehouse 12[]
- Alessandro Volta's Lab Coat
- Aztec Bloodstone
- Ben Franklin's Lightning Rod
- Edgar Allan Poe's Quill Pen
- Harriet Tubman's Thimble
- Harry Houdini's Wallet
- Haunted Accordion
- Ice Flower
- Jack the Ripper's Lantern
- James Braid's Chair
- Lewis Carrol's Mirror
- Lloyd Loar's Mandolin
- Lucrezia Borgia's Jewelry Box and Comb
- Pandora's Box
- Spine of the Saracen
- Still Camera
- Tesla Gun
- Tycho Brahe's Nose
- Wishing Kettle
Warehouse 13[]
- 3D Holographic Imaging Projector
- Ben Franklin's Lightning Rod
- Boomerang Football
- Durational Spectrometer
- Elvis Presley's Hip Bone
- Euphoria Record
- Farnsworth
- Freezing Snow Globe
- Harriet Tubman's Thimble
- Harry Houdini's Wallet
- Implosion Grenade
- Lewis Carrol's Mirror
- Phoenix Charm
- Spine of the Saracen
- Studio 54 Disco Ball
- Sylvia Plath's Typewriter
- Tesla Gun
- Thomas Edison's Bio-Energy Vehicle
- Timothy Leary's Glasses
- Wishing Kettle
Conclusion[]
Once an agent's profile has been created, it will spend an unknown amount of time pending approval for unknown reasons and by an unknown party or algorithm. Once approved, the app's owner will be digitally sent an image of their agent I.D. badge to print.[2]
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